Staight from DJ Techno’s crazy imagination comes
the new hit show “Que Pasa?!” With DJ Techno. You all thought it was a joke! (So did I). It is for real people! So tune in and tell DJ Techno your crazy dramatic dilemas and DJ Techno will show you the light! So if you have relationship problems, money problems, mental problems, need someone to maintain your garden or clean the pool?!?!? Then call your local Mexican DJ, DJ Techno! This is an exclusive show! Not airing forever! So come to listen and participate in this MARK IN HISTORY! All Maplers welcome! Even random people that don’t play Maple can come and get a slice of this Mexican’s advice! Now you are asking yourself, “omg!!shift+1!! i lub dat guy! wen is et happeneen?!?” Well random person, it is all going down on Wednesday, July 16th at 4 P.M. EST to 6 P.M. EST!

Disclaimer: DJ Techno might not solve your problems. Infact! He might make it worse. Don’t take it all to heart, unless he says otherwise. DJ Techno can not be sued/be held reliable for stealing your pool equipment.

Que pasa, ese’?